We have some of the best (and worst) beach jokes that the kids are guaranteed to love. They’re also the perfect arsenal of dad jokes, so fair warning. These kid-friendly quips are great when you need a silly break in your day or when you’re on your family Emerald Isle beach vacation and want to keep the laughs—and the groans—coming. You’re welcome!
The Best (and Worst) Beach Jokes
What do you call seagulls that live by the bay?
Bagels.
What did the beach say to the surfer?
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the beach say when it saw the tide come in?
Long time no sea.
What kind of sandwiches can you make at the beach?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Why did the crab cross the beach?
To get to the other tide.
What did the tree wear at the beach?
Swimming trunks.
Where do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark.
What card game do you play at the beach?
Go Fish.
What do you use to buy things at the beach?
Sand dollars.
What do you do on a beach vacation?
You shellabrate.
What is the strongest animal at the beach?
The mussels.
Why was the detective at the beach?
There was a crime wave.
What do toads drink when they go to the beach?
Ice-cold Croak-a-cola.
Why were the police called to the beach this summer?
Something fishy was going on.
need more laughs? here you go!
